Squishable Llama

I know two things about Llamas: they're fuzzy, and they spit at people. But wait! Actually, Llamas DON'T spit at people! They spit at OTHER LLAMAS to establish dominance and hierarchy in the herd and stuff! Are you a Llama? No? Then no need to worry about being caught in the crossfire. Lucky for you and the Squishable Little Llama, the likelihood of that happening is very low. Only warm and fluffy cuddles are necessary.